Mundane Nothings

The plan was to ditch you. Yes, you. I was going to just abandon you because I thought that this other medium called Twitter was gonna suffice. I was wrong. Whats new right? So here I am, grovelling for your mercy. Take me back! Yes? Ok. That was easy. *winks* I had a blast, before today. Everything was more perfect than I pictured it to be. The Sun wasn't as vicious as I thought it would be and the guys at the beach had more chiselled six-packs than the ones I imagined. It was beautiful. The food was great, the people were all smiles and even the trees were beckoning for us. It was splendid. I only saw these moments in my dreams prior to this. Perhaps sometimes, when he wants to, God can be really nice. And Sanur was awesome. It was so good, I could actually picture myself having hot languid you know what on the shores of its beach. Speaking of you know what, I think my airplane-toilet you know what has been rekindled. *grins* My primate urges. I rest my case. So I never really c...

I’m sure that I will always be A lonely number like root three The three is all that’s good and right, Why must my three keep out of sight Beneath the vicious square root sign, I wish instead I were a nine For nine could thwart this evil trick, with just some quick arithmetic I know I’ll never see the sun, as 1.7321 Such is my reality, a sad irrationality When hark! What is this I see, Another square root of a three As quietly co-waltzing by, Together now we multiply To form a number we prefer, Rejoicing as an integer We break free from our mortal bonds With the wave of magic wands Our square root signs become unglued Your love for me has been renewed -Harold & Kumar... This made me laugh. Not the hyena shrilly kinda laugh. Just the hearty, dame-like, proper laugh with appropriate hand gestures, you know the one with the fingers covering the mouth...Yes, THAT kinda laugh. Funny shit. :)