Mundane Nothings

*yawns* I finally manage to remove the battery pack from my laptop, for the first time ever. Hahhaha. Fucking suaku. Yeah... Cash flow proves to be a chore. Blaergh. I knew something was wrong when the ass i had didnt appear as curvy as i had expected it to be. Ha! Only a building student would totally decipher what i just said. haha. Let this me our lil secret. Lecture ended early this evening. So how could i ever refuse dinner at orchard considering our CMO accomplishments. Seriously, I think that Uncle just thrives on our misery. The helpless looks on our faces are like fodder to his ego or something man. The more you look lost, the more he'd wanna thrust stacks of tender documents into your face. He scares me. He too has that eye-contact intensity. You know what, thats like a common trait among my supervisers. Anyways, i got my 'employer letter' for my attachment, today. Its serious shit man. Like, im suppose to report to work and stuff. The guy who's supposedly my ...

Otak tak Centre! The title says it all. My brain just doesn't seem to be at its normal equilibrium. Half of my waking time, i'm just basically distracted and spacing out. People chatter and i'll just nod and smile. Temporary option really, coz i know this has got to stop sometime soon. It must. People, if i've been stepping on your toes lately and sounding real rude and very much unlike my usual self(hehe), forgive me. The damn COM project is sucking the sanity out of me. I've never been pushed this far off the edge man. Its like a nasty blow dealt to the head yet i'm left without the luxury of passing out. Life goes on doesn't it, and all i could do is bitch it out of my system. I've never been this close to my laptop, Eva. She's with me, every damn day of school this week. I wonder how it feels like for her to be lugged around in that suffocating black case. I hope she forgives me for the sudden bumps i deal her with when i accidentaly hit her, or ...

Great. The need to blog something up here suddenly struck me. I like this. The dual role we all strive to fulfill. Though it usually seem as though you are in a better position when you are one with the being on the higher platform. Know that it takes both roles to complete you. Typical. Currently Loaded with tonnes of last minute projects and damn essays. Heh. Its thrilling isn't it. The perpetual neeeed to do something, mind me, EVERYTHING at the last hour. Bleargh. I tried to change, but oh well, the adrenaline just isn't the same when I complete my work a week or rather a month in advance. Oh Yeah, I've done it before, you'd be flabbergasted to know what a geek i was in my secondary years. Pui. Don't wanna be anything like that anymore. So easily flustered up, so easily panicked by every damn thing that comes my way. Ahh, what a wuss. No more. Enough of that. Back to reality. I saw a bird with a broken wing today. It was crossing the road. There was an oncoming ...

Bluek! Blogging is a chore for now. I lost my articulation. Occurances that were once a breeze to narrate is now a hassle and a tad annoying. Hana kimi's ending is a heartbreak. "Quan...why didnt you just overtly declare your love for rui xi, you wuss!" So damn unbecoming of a fictitious scene. I feed on a romantic union of two unlikely characters. Bleargh, my hopes are crushed. Great. The rise of the sick romantic. Heard of Dolphin suicides? Yeah, neither have i, till my dissertation superviser talked about it. Its like some phenomenon that causes dolphins to swim into the open sea, starve themselves and submit to the calls of the other side. They basically kill themselves. The underlying reason for such suicide is the need to escape from the over-populated territory in which they live in. Yes, even dolphins feel suffocated in a densely populated zone. So what about us, humans? Over the last couple of days, i have come across a lil more than a handful of lunatics roaming...

Unbelievable To prove how empty and fucking bored i am, I'm gonna give you a lame sms-joke that got me all tickled up. An Irish woman was admitted to a hospital today after having phone sex. Doctors managed to remove two Nokia's, three Motorolas, and one Samsung. Unfortunately, no Seimen were found. Now isn't that just sad. Yes, it is hilarious, at least to me it was. I have a problem with my anger. I have a bad temper and a very short fuse. Its really very unbecoming of a lady huh. LIke whatever. Tempers aren't only for guys and cursing aren't only for guys either. I got so mad this afternoon, after i had a bad experience with some motherfucking Ah pek. This farker stepped on my slippers and had the audacity to utter the words that got my nerve curling in angst! "Walk faster lah..." What the fuck! You low life piece of thrash, i could farking shit on you and i wouldn't know. GGRRRRAAAHHHHHH! Needless to say, i was already erupting at my core. I couldn...

Utter Disgust! It was a full day of revolting adventures. Amazing isn't it. I have got too many train rides to and from school today and i can't seem to keep track of it. Besides, they aren't as interesting as my bus rides. My morning was highlighted by my hair-raising experience on 96. Yeah. It was rather unfortunate for me, coz i had an Ah pek who decided it was me he wants by his side. I was seated beside the window and was for a while taking in the mundane scene around clementi central. I stopped short when i heard a trumpetty sound. It was coming from that Ah pek. Well, he was blowing his nose, like every other Ah pek. Well ok, they usually dig it first lah, but this fellar, perhaps his tunnel's a lil wet aye. Anyways, it took me a while before i realised, there was NO tissue!! Yeah, the TISSUE wasn't there. He was practically blowing into his damn palm. Like seriously ya'll. The close proximity between me and him just didn't help. I wanted to leap thro...

Merciful Day. I couldn't phrase it any better. It sure was....merciful. I got my share of encounters with super divine specimens of mankind. Dear lord dear lord, it was like a snippet off of the covenant, well, instead of witches, throw in vampires with Pogue's hair, Caleb's body and Tyler's smile. Forget Massachusetts, think MRT in Singapore. Bloody convenient isn't it? Well,that was how my day started. This hawt being boarded and just carelessly dumped his possessions on the floor and leaned onto the glass panel by the exit. Deep-set eyes, dirty blonde hair partially bunned up, that delicately sculptured cheekbones and those corded veins, a display of sheer maleness....aaah stunning...ooh and we had a moment! Muahahaha. Maybe its my imagination playing up again. But whatever, it was spiritual. I could barely take my eyes off him man. At the next stop, another divine specimen stepped in. Some guy who looks like he walked out from a gladiator ring. Yes, those rough...

It's mine! Yes, it's MY friggen boobs you moron! So if you happened to have knocked into it, (by the way only god knows how you could do that, they aren't that big to be that much of a commodity) you jolly well say your sorries or at least put up a decent remorseful farking mug! A smirk really doesn't cut it. Pissed me off big time you sure did. I was like so close to punching your balls man. Grrr. Singaporean men are just plain rude. Its sad. I've witnessed more than a fair share of ungentlemanly behavior coming from guys of a decent age. The ones who rush up buses, shoving the old folks out of his way. The ones who charged through the crowd just so he could fit his ass on an MRT sit. Pregnant women and old folks scoot. He gives no damn at all. I curse the inventors of handphones equipped with blaring-music capabilities. I hear too much rotten sounds that are left turned on in public. Its really getting on my nerves. I had to sit through 10 stops with canto pop scr...

Civil war in my uterus. Bleargh. They have come. Those tiny red midgets all strapped up for their mission. It is pain that they are after. Bloody bastards. You know what the funny thing about the pain of menstrual cramps is? One minute I'm like rolling around my bed in utter destruction, demolished and shouting for god's mercy! The next moment, the pain just disappears, no sign of even their sporadic existance. It just makes me look really retarded and marginally insane. Fuarker. So the 2nd balloting is gonna take place on thursday. Lets hope i get something out of it. I wanna do Em services. Coz i've seen their names before on some upgrading works. It would be nice. *fingers crossed* Oh! I was called up like FOUR friggen times for my con econs tutorial! I seriously dont get what her plans are, but i'm beginning to accept the fact that perhaps with a name like mine, it is inevitable to be called upon. My name, i guess screams for attention, hahah and truth be told very ...

Another school day... Its one of those rare times that i actually bloody blog in school. Ha~ I just happen to be back in school 2 hours early. TWO friggen hours early, coz my damn lecture starts at 7. How convenient right? I'm so done bitching about that part la. So theres this thing I have against bringing umbrellas along. You see, whenever i carry them around, it hardly ever rains. But, as soon as i lay them down, it starts raining like theres no tomorrow. Now how do you explain that? God hates me? Yeah, i thought so! So today was such a day. Me too lazy to carry umbrella. Rain came down. Me having tuition. Me left, it was still raining mad, me tutee pass me her umbrella. Me grabbed it, me left. Me opened it, me see silly Hello Kitty laughing at me misery. I had to haul that thing back to school mind you. Thank god i remember i had an under-utilised locker.On the bus back to school, a hawt prawn ball had to bounce up the bus. Gee, of all days. It had to be today right? Man, its b...