I've had happier days.
If anyone speaks to me about Badminton ever again, I swear upon the Hawt greek gods in heavens I will sodomise you with a badminton racket! Two levels available, narrow and mighty netted wide! Story later, heres the moral first, never listen to your dad if he is anything like mine. A sports fucker. Ok listen, this is gonna. be a draggy post of a potentially unfilial , pesky old daughter who would probably at some point in her life, run away from home and never come back again or maybe even throw her parents into an old folks home to rot! So if you don't have the stomach to take such violation of customary filialness , scoot away. The dad put us all in this silly 'family' tournament. When asked why, he said it is so we could have fun. Now, don't be fooled by the benign 'family' part of it all, theres nothing familial about the whole event. NOTHING. From the multiple venues right down to the games, nothing was familial, nothing was fun. We were asked to mee...