Ni hao?

My dad is reading about Orange Juice, Aloud. My mum, is talking about coffee...again, aloud. They have been greatly influenced by the sudden influx of CHINA- migrants that are surfacing in Pasir Ris. You know how these mainland people speak right, all loud and muffled and incoherent. Yup, they, as in my Parents, have been deriving GREAT pleasure from merely attempting to emulate those incoherent LOUD sounds. Its like, "Agiiisshh! Bah sheeeer gah.. DOhhK!! Doshee bueakkK!" And they do that, taking turns like they actually are communicating something that only they can understand. They do it at the dinner table, in the bus, at the supermarket, in the lift and everytime a china-man walks past. At first it was like, stomach-explodingly hilarious, but after 50 odd of such gibberish conversation, it gradually marched to the point of freakishness.

What do i DO??