Oopsie, i chat.

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Lo and behold! I am bored. Bored to the core of my bones.

Ok lo and behold again. Muzzy is online. Ok, i feel very much naked after exposing myself on webcam, yes he has seen me. And now he wants my address. Im so screwed. WHats worse is that he has a reason for wanting my address, he wants to send me a Birthday gift!!! If i give him my address, and the gift does arrive, then i my parents will ask where i got this friend from. I would have to say online and they would jump and accuse me of chatting, not that thats even bad, but in their eyes chatting is t he pollution of the mind.

Jack Daniel'S says:
wht is your home adress
Memento Mori says:
my home address?
Jack Daniel'S says:
yes
Jack Daniel'S says:
yess
Jack Daniel'S says:
yes
Memento Mori says:
why?
Jack Daniel'S says:
i want your home adresss NOWWW
Memento Mori says:
yes but if you send anything at all, my parents are going to know about you and i will have to explain to them and they will know that i chat and they are not going to be so happy about it....
Memento Mori says:
understand?
Jack Daniel'S says:
you should say he is my love
Memento Mori says:
i should huh.....
Jack Daniel'S says:
al****a??
Memento Mori says:
yes?
Jack Daniel'S says:
what is your best friend's home adress
Memento Mori says:
what?

So, to sum it all up, i am screwed.

But hey, look on brighter side, suddenly my life isnt so boring after all. Yay.

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