Good morning Singapore.
Good morning! Oh yes, i feeeeel good. I was awake and very much alive at 7am yo! Hehehe, an accomplishment. But i think, i really am not a morning person. If i had a choice, i would wanna start my day at 3pm every damn day. So i would have like about a couple of hours to slog and work things out before heading back to bed. Yeah and everyday would be concluded with the religious routine of making hot, sweet languid love. Of course the motions of the kamasutra would most certainly be imparted in every move on the sack. Sheer pleasurable fantasy! Ah, so my point is, i am basically NOT a morning person.
4am! Such an ungodly hour to receive a call. Of course, you would have guessed, i did not answer it. I merely lay motionless, oblivious to Green Day's cries of wanting to be awaken when september ends. Whatever. If i get that son of a bitch who called me at that profane hour, i'd snap his neck in two. I assume its a HE, coz sistas dont call sistas to chat at that hour. Insane.
Ok. Lets talk about smell.
I was, as usual on the train back from school and i couldn't help but notice how ignorant people are. Not just of their surroundings, but also of themselves. Body odour. A taboo to most, a depressing fact to others. Don't you know you have BO? Is it really so hard to sniff yourself and check if you have it, BO. Ok maybe this would help, run around your home for a good five minutes. If you are starting to perspire, good, you can stop now. If you haven't got a drop of sweat, continue for a good half hour. Now... raise you hands up, take a finger, slide it against your pit, like you are scatching paint off the wall. Ahh good... Next place that finger under your nostrils. Done? Good. Take a deep breath now. :) Smell anything? Yeah? Now if its unpleasant, its Body Odour, and YOU have to do something about it! For santa's sake, don't pretend your BO is non-existant! Do something! If we could have tampons and condoms to facilitate the most menial of human inclinations, we surely have something to tackle your BO. Powder's always good, it works for me, NOt that i have BO to begin with. But you see, I do take precautions and may get overly paranoid at times which is why i don't see the validity of your reasons, whatever it may be. Anti-perspirant roll ons are said to be effective. If all else fails, douse on perfume. If you must, repeat it ever few hours. Have mercy on the people around you my dear. Especially if you are on a packed train at peak hours.
Let humanity prevail, fight BO!
4am! Such an ungodly hour to receive a call. Of course, you would have guessed, i did not answer it. I merely lay motionless, oblivious to Green Day's cries of wanting to be awaken when september ends. Whatever. If i get that son of a bitch who called me at that profane hour, i'd snap his neck in two. I assume its a HE, coz sistas dont call sistas to chat at that hour. Insane.
Ok. Lets talk about smell.
I was, as usual on the train back from school and i couldn't help but notice how ignorant people are. Not just of their surroundings, but also of themselves. Body odour. A taboo to most, a depressing fact to others. Don't you know you have BO? Is it really so hard to sniff yourself and check if you have it, BO. Ok maybe this would help, run around your home for a good five minutes. If you are starting to perspire, good, you can stop now. If you haven't got a drop of sweat, continue for a good half hour. Now... raise you hands up, take a finger, slide it against your pit, like you are scatching paint off the wall. Ahh good... Next place that finger under your nostrils. Done? Good. Take a deep breath now. :) Smell anything? Yeah? Now if its unpleasant, its Body Odour, and YOU have to do something about it! For santa's sake, don't pretend your BO is non-existant! Do something! If we could have tampons and condoms to facilitate the most menial of human inclinations, we surely have something to tackle your BO. Powder's always good, it works for me, NOt that i have BO to begin with. But you see, I do take precautions and may get overly paranoid at times which is why i don't see the validity of your reasons, whatever it may be. Anti-perspirant roll ons are said to be effective. If all else fails, douse on perfume. If you must, repeat it ever few hours. Have mercy on the people around you my dear. Especially if you are on a packed train at peak hours.
Let humanity prevail, fight BO!
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