Screwd.

Thank the gods in heaven for this divine specimen. Dear lord, I hope you would be nice enough to hook me up with a dude like this one. I promise to be a nice girl. I will not talk behind people's back or talk bad about anyone for that matter. I will be the most angelic person on earth. I will do my prayers religiously and always do good. I will sing your praises every hour of the day. Oh lord, i promise to perform all my duties to you. I will give up my seat to that old lady on the train, hell even that scrawny anorexic kid will get her seat. I will drop a penny into every kid who passes me with the 'flag-day' tins. I will spend my weekends volunteering for the good of the people! All i ask of you is to pave the way to his pants oh lord. Let me screw him!~
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